sesh god

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.

Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?

by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017

sesh killer

a pussy who can’t hang

Matt is is a sesh killer , did you see him at the party.

by john frankson February 25, 2018

sesh wagon

A car/vehicle primarily used for substance abuse, usually occupied by 2 or more people.

leon’s got a Q let’s hotbox the sesh wagon!

by dxblxn January 20, 2019

sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people

Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding

by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019

Sesh Pool

A pool of spit and ash that accompanies an outdoor sesh.

Jaxson: is that a sesh pool you got there?
Louis: yeah cunt
Jaxson: aight imma spit in it

by Chonnyman October 22, 2019

Sesh Lord

Normal people merely adopt the sesh. A Sesh Lord is on who is born in it and moulder by it.

Commonly bred in or around Normanton.

Did you see that Sesh Lord in the Student’s Union last night?

by Scranyamom March 19, 2021

Sesh H.Q.

The headquarters of Sesh, which is located in Bristol UK, and is run and maintained by the core of the never ending sesh crew. Sesh HQ is where all the never ending sesh action happens on a 24-7 basis, ie dirty Turkeys , hooners, the seshipe, pints of rish-rouge, nitrous oxide balloons, butane huffing, glue sniffing, and anything else that gets you monged. HQ is full of seshlords, cheeky little sauce bottles, naughty little numbers, blasting 24-7 arse mother fuckers, and inspirational human beings. Eating, sleeping, water, sesh non-enthusiasts, mine sweeping, camping and opening the blinds are all banned, all the house plants are dead, and the music runs 24-7 like a motherfucker, with top notch bangers blasting out relentlessly. The neighbours keep complaining about a party that has been going on for more than 3 years, with seshlords and absolute legends coming and going at all hours. HQ inspires and gives orders to sesh soldiers worldwide, who are fighting in the ongoing struggle to be constantly off their pickle. It also has the pioneers of the seshipe and other drug accumulation recipes living there and working hard on new sesh recipe material on a daily basis. Impeccable technique, high grade shit, accumulated sleep deprivation and verbal diarrhea are all major parts of the skill set required
to soldier at sesh HQ. I ❤️ the sesh.

Fresh orders just in from Sesh H.Q. All sesh non enthusiasts are to be treated as hostiles and are to be engaged on sight."

by Spiritualist June 27, 2021