Selena Gomez

The greatest Disney star ever. She is hot, very talented, and actually knows what she wants to do with her life.

Selena Gomez is going to be so successful!

by Mobster786 June 29, 2011

selecta

Simply another word for a DJ. Often used in electronic music, but sometimes used for rap and anything else involving live concerts and vinyls.

"Wind it up selecta!"

by nyiddle March 17, 2007

Bo selecta

Pandering, unfunny television show that appeals to borderline retarded tossbags who shouldn't be allowed to own a television or use metal cutlery. Created by Leigh Francis, The sketches involve him parodying celebrities by donning a rubber mask and putting on a silly voice...and that's it. Oh wait a minute he also makes quite few reference to the female genitalia during said sketches as well. The whole doing ludicrous impressions of celebrities thing was done by Reeves and Mortimer some ten years previous to when this shit show came out and they were much funnier and inventive. One famous impression is of Michael Jackson who talks in street lingo for some reason. The point of this sketch seems to be being black, talking in a certain way and saying the word motherf***** a lot is in some way funny in itself. The show's most famous character is Avid Merrion who is a vaguely foreign character who wears a neckbrace and is a celebrity stalker. This character was created so that Francis could have an excuse to grab the arses of the various female celebrities who appear on his show. Various no hoper celebritys who have taken part in the shows' mock interviews include that dipshit from the band Busted, Patsy Kensit, and various others I can't be bothered to name. Slightly slow witted people will have you believe that their particiption in the show is somehow subversive in some way. It's not it's schmoozing bullshit of the highest order. It's fans usually pretend to like it because they want to be part of the herd and can't think for themselves, never quite knowing the why they like it other than the fact their "friends" like it too. When professing your hatred for the show they look confused. When asked to justify their love for it they usually look at their shoes, shuffle awkwardly and mutter "well the first season was funny..."

Idiot:"I like Bo selecta and also laugh at films such as scary movie and Meet the Spartans. Richard Blackwood rulez lol"

Comedy: (dies)

by Idespair April 5, 2009

Selena Gomez

Jail-bate.

Boy 1: What you think about that Selena Gomez?

Boy 2: She's Jail-bate, gotta wait a few more years to wear her out.

by NUTONYOU September 26, 2009

Bo'Selecta

It dont really mean anything, its just a word...
It can be bad...
It can be good...
Or it can be neither...

Oh no, I pissed bed again, BO'SELECta...

I just been toilet wi' mi gran, Bo'selECTA!!!...

I dont really care, bo'selecta...

by Zoolook May 24, 2004

Selena Go Ass

A nickname given to Selena Gomez because she's so full of herself and so spoiled that she don't know jack squat about the real world.

That's Selena go ass.

by Judge dredd7 September 13, 2011

Selena Gomez

another all-purpose Disney star (singing, acting, screwing all the managers and actors, writers, producers, pretty much anyone that would help her claw her way to the top) who was supposed to be the next Miley Cyrus,but she was only in the Disney spotlight for like 5 minutes before Demie Lavato came into the picture and booted her out.

fuck, theyr all the same, see if I give a shit about it.

doucher one:Hey, did you hear the new Selena Gomez song?

doucher two:omg no, Im all about Demey Lavoto now, shes so pretty, and you can barely even tell that her chin is the size of uranus!

doucher three:what about Miley Cyrus...?

doucher two:ew no one likes that poser anymore!

sensical person:FUCK!! THEYR ALL FUCKING POSERS! YOU CANT BE A HAPPY LITTLE DISNEY STAR AND WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH AND ALSO BE A "ROCKER"!! THEYR ALL SCREWING THEYR WAY TO THE TOP ANYWAY!

by xxRockyourfaceoffxx February 16, 2009