Scott 

An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...

Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?

Yeah man, he's such a Scott

Scott by King of You Insects February 8, 2010

Scott 

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

Scott by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010

Scott 

Scotts are the most wonderful and amazing people in the world. He's strong and loving and protective. He's had his ups and downs but everyone does at some point. He's a great dad to his child. Loves them passionately and unconditionally. He'd do anything for the one he loves or his family/wife/ girlfriend. If you meet a Scott, love on him and never let him go. Because if you let him go, he'll fall apart. And that's not good.

Girl: "OMG did you see Scott today? Damn that sexieness! "
Girl:"he's my redneck Romeo"

Scott by CharmandersAteMyGirlfriend December 25, 2016

Scott 

a tall, usually Irish dude who will make you laugh until your stomach hurts or until you pee yourself. He's a very attractive guy who will make you feel that you have a purpose in this world, other than breathing. If you know a Scott, grab him and never, EVER let him go.

Gosh, whats that word they call incredibly sexy men?

Scott?

YES THATS IT!

Scott by potatoe.calendar February 28, 2017

Scott 

a boy or girl that can be a HUGE dick but still a nice guy and/or boyfriend if doesn't fuck up the relationship.

girl:fuck u scott
girlfriend:man I love scott so much!!!!!

Scott by secretbadgirl333 June 1, 2017

Scott 

Scott, if you meet one you will soon realize they are the biggest asshole you'll ever meet in all of your life. Dear Scott, you're a fucking cunt on a stick That's all I have to say about that ...

Man 1: " you know Scott?"
Man 2:"you mean that asshole who acts like a cunt stick?"

Scott by Gasped August 14, 2017

Scott 

I dumb ass person that has no life and lives in a dumpster. also whats to kill them selfs because they want to meet God.

you are such a Scott

Scott by Marco Royce October 30, 2017