Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
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Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.
"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."
by Eloteloca July 02, 2023
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Schrödingers Fag

when you're violently homophobic, but also violently homosexual at the same time.
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by SchroFag October 29, 2022
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Schrödinger's Instigator

A guy who instigates arguments and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Beware of Aaron, he's a known Schrödinger's Instigator! He'll bait you into arguing about wheels and doors.
by saerxm June 20, 2022
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Schrödinger’s Inquiry

Simultaneously wanting and not wanting to know information, usually relating to a situation or event.
The McRib is great, but I have Schrödinger’s Inquiry about what’s in it.
by akumathekroc October 30, 2023
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Schrödinger's marriage

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.
Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
by Mr.Hangover July 06, 2023
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Schrödinger’s Bitch

A guy who always joins the winning side of an arguement.
Jai is such a Schrödinger’s Bitch
by Piss Bitch September 23, 2020
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