schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

schnitz

To ejaculate in an extreme manner, such that the product's volume is significantly larger than usual. Also known as a Dolwick.

When the librarian saw that the Battlestar Galactica girls were featured in playboy, he schnitzed / dolwicked his trousers real heavy.

by ZBT spyder April 13, 2007

schneizeleffort

Putting forth the minimum amount of effort required to complete something.

gg sure does schneizeleffort in their Code Geass subs. There are so many errors everywhere.

by Lord of Britannia May 31, 2009

Shnitzels

Another word for "SHIT."
But Stolen From Restaurant Wienerschnitzel.

WHAT THE SHNITZELS?!

by AnonymousLALA May 12, 2009

Shnitzels

Temporarily used to cover the "s" word.

Teacher: "Class we have a Pop Quiz today".
Student: " Holy Sh.. Shnitzels"

by In your closet February 26, 2011

Schnipsel

One or more tiny pieces of paper.

Mr.K:"Please go to the front of the room and take a schnipsel."
Student:"Can I also take one schnipsel for D.? She is ill today"
Mr.K.:"Sure."

by SchiffchenMarry March 28, 2019

Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019