schneider cider

Piss
Pee
Urine
Weewee
Water
Piddle

Whatever the fuck you want to call it

"nigg,you ready"
"shit i gotta pee yo'
"nigga take a fucking schneider cider and get your ass back here"

by Fuck_Da_Force2 June 13, 2009

schanderl

bitch of a name that’s always misspelled for shandler or schindler (dk how)
people w this name often say they have german heritage (they probably do) like it’s a trait to have
they’re also very hot and tend to be amazing kissers mwah
if u don’t have this name u can’t call urself alternative. (jk <3)

boy1: what’s that girl’s name
boy2: oh that’s that schanderl girl she’s so hot
girl1: oof ikr

by bigtittygothfairy January 14, 2021

schadder

to crush the guys testicles with a hammer, cut open his sack and pour out the remains into the girls mouth for her to chew and swallow.

Betsy gave Thomas a schadder and he loved it!

by 7th period study represent January 18, 2009

scanderoo

anything and everything like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

What is all this scanderoo?

That scanderoo was delicious.

by Abcde12346 December 16, 2010

Schneidering

1) the act of agressively yet gracefully and succesfully diving out of a window which stands 2 or more stories above the ground.
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome

To escape the fire, Tod Schneidered to safety
Schneidering

by actavios September 5, 2012

Schadenberuhigung

Reassurance that comes from the suffering of others. Distinct from schadenfreude, which implies that this suffering confers pleasure. From a compound of German words: Schaden=suffering, Beruhigung=comfort

I was feeling bad about the fact that I don't have any shoes, but then I met someone with no legs. Talk about schadenberuhigung!

by "Three Legs" Anderson May 28, 2013

schneiderance

The journey of shedding ignorance and cultivating tolerant understanding.

I ask questions and listen to criticism in order to pursue schneiderance and expand my horizons.

by itsschneider June 27, 2016