Steve Sasson

a. The inventor of the digital camera.
b. A music artist with songs about melocotón.
c. God himself.
d. The 47th reincarnation of Ricky Picky.

Me gusta el melocotón, deforestación, contaminación de Steve Sasson.

by dbarr January 20, 2018

gavriella saylor

A bitch

Gavriella Saylor is a bitch 25/8

by SUCKMYTOENAIL January 4, 2019

national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

Sweet Sally Sassoon

When your surprised by a small nug of weed ground up was a lot more than seemed to be. It's an expression used in the perfect situation.

Sweet Sally Sassoon that little nug turned out big!!

by Krombopolus August 15, 2017

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010

Joe Sansom

An alternate definition of the word 'lesbian'

You are a Joe Sansom with Lucas Jeffs.

by GrandTheftAnal November 6, 2013

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021