saturday night live 

gross jokes and awkward political mishaps.

did you see saturday night livelast night? the gross jokes and political mishaps were totally stupid.

saturday night live by golaniy November 29, 2010

Saturday Morning Pee

A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.

Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.

Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.

Saturday Morning Pee by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL 

Cheaply manufactured pistol, usually in caliber .22, that no self-respecting, law abiding citizen would consider using to defend him or herself from some punkass shit wielding said firearm. The rest of us use real guns. Go ahead, Al Gore, ban them. Takes the attention away from the fuckin Brady Bill. Thank God it's over next year. More mags for that L1A1 I'm lookin at.

"Your gun says 'Replica'. My gun says 'Desert Eagle .50'"

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL by Big Tim January 26, 2007

saturday morning slut 

saturday morning slut- when you wake up after a wild party the next day only to find a trashy slut next to you in the bed. The bed is wet and there is usually a rubber under the sheets.

If you have more drinks than your liver can handle and black out in a Philly apartment then you are most likely to experience a saturday morning slut.

saturday morning slut by topmountain October 20, 2010

saturday logic

British Slang, An expression used to explain or justify a particular incident or series of events because of the existence of an alternative logic applicable to certain social situations.

"Where the fuck has Dave gone? It's his round!"
"He's gone back with that girl"
"Ah fair enough, thats Saturday Logic I guess"

"Sitting in the freezing cold watching a bunch of overpaid footballers lose yet again - and paying for the privilege - now thats Saturday Logic"

saturday logic by Laith G May 12, 2006

saturday night knickers

Your most favourite knickers in the world - Ones usually saved for going out on a Saturday Night!

Looking forward to a night on the town - I'm even wearing my "Saturday Night Knickers"...

saturday night knickers by Peneleope Pitstop September 3, 2007

Saturday Night Ride 

An illegal wrestling move in which a wrestler jams their thumb up the butt of their opponent to distract and discomfort them.

Mark always joked that Andrew should use the Saturday Night Ride to win his wrestling matches.

Saturday Night Ride by Widddy August 2, 2008