Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.

The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.

by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009

Summer's Eve Salesman

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

by Annahoj June 1, 2007

salem oregon

A place of many wonders. It is full of various drugs and addictive things.

Salem Oregon has meth

by Godfool181 October 27, 2017

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Salesforce

a valuable technology that solves all your problems – including the problem where you fail to define a strategy or vision for using information about your clients (& interactions with them) while also failing to manage limited technical resources you have…and letting people at all levels of the company define how they’re going to define data in the system and policies for what to capture. And then ask your IT team to somehow create a comprehensive client view out of all this while not bothering the business leaders with silly questions.

It's in Salesforce.

by Lbbbb June 10, 2013

Saesha

The best person in the world. She’s a total badass.She’s amazing at comebacks and u better not mess with her.

The new girls is a total saesha

by Ionlywritethetruth March 12, 2021

Saleha

Saleha is an amazing friend and a very cute person. They will always be here for you and when you need help. They will always be there. Saleha is a cute and attractive person who doesn’t like to be annoyed. Saleha is also a very lovely person to be around.

You/me: Saleha, you are so nice
Saleha: ‘laughs cutely’ right?

by Borak Ozcivit June 3, 2021