Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.

yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!

by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010

Floor Swiper

An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.

Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"

Swiper #2: "I see itttt"

Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.

by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009

Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

Side swipe

When you are pregnant and cant reach your vagina from the front.

"I tried masturbating last night but I had to Side swipe it"

by Stayawayfromme August 21, 2018

Rage Swipe

Rushing to the nearest accessible dating app in a spouse-fueled furious outrage to swipe right on as many accounts as possible with every intention of filling the vacant position as if you are some sort of psychotic boss who unexpectedly caught his favorite employee smoking dope in the bathroom.

As soon as I found out she went to the bar last night without telling me I couldn’t help but rage swipe fat bitches on Tinder.

by DosFresco January 4, 2022

Swiped Out

1.) def. When you have viewed everyone one in the suppounding area and ya run out of swipes!

“Man I done swiped right so much I swiped out . The hoes ran dry!”

by Richmond Meiser November 4, 2017

da swiper

cute brunette that has been accused of having great "you know what im talkin bouts" because she stole them from her friends who are now flat chested. known for taking care of goobers as is often coupled with one.

da swiper better take care of her goober that ran into too many trees on a snowboard.

by senor goobtastic January 10, 2011