Swab and Bob

Receiving a Blowjob while cleaning ones ear. The cough/sneeze from the swab creates a more intense orgasm.

"My legs buckled after my swab and bob in the bathroom this morning."

"The q-tip always smells a little different after a good swab and bob."

by miltshot July 19, 2009

cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.

Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

SWAB

Acronym for: Sex-positive, Woman-centered, Adult lifestyle Blog. In an effort to tap into the market segment represented by women, many mainstream porn websites have developed female-friendly blogs.

I love that blog -- it's so SWAB. As a woman, I feel that it speaks to my views on sexuality.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010

saab

Awesome looking/performing fast turbo cars up untill around the early 90's

Ricers wont even race me in my 89 saab turbo

by Im God so I know these things. October 27, 2003

SWAB

A young lady who responds to a gentlemans attempts to get into her knickers with monosyllabic disinterest.
A Single Word Answer Bitch.

"She looks well fit, but I tried chatting her up, and she's a right SWAB!"

by BadBeast December 15, 2009

saab

Worst car ever made, slow as hell and all japanese cars smoke it..

SUPRAS 4 LYFE

God my civic SMOKED that slow SAAB

by eastcoastricer March 8, 2005

Swaa

It means owned, often used by someone outside the conversation/arguement but listening in...
(said in a high pitched voice)

John: I didn't like that cake.
Jenny: Why?

John: It didn't satisfy me...
Jenny: Thats what she said...
Edward: Swaa

by Gay Goat December 4, 2010