Catching a level 100 Mewtwo that has full health and your level one Rattata that only knows harden only has 1 HP left. Also, you catch him with a Pokeball.
'My friend caught a Mewtwo in a Pokeball!'
'No way'
'Yeah, see, he told me so himself! What a success. I wish I was as successful as him.'
'Cool'
'He also has seven Arceus in dusk balls and caught them during day'
'No way'
'Yeah, see, he told me so himself! What a success. I wish I was as successful as him.'
'Cool'
'He also has seven Arceus in dusk balls and caught them during day'
by MacFeenicks April 19, 2017
Get the Successmug. 
Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.
Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.
by asystole August 23, 2025
Get the MICU SUCCESS STORYmug. When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.
A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024
Get the Russian successmug. by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015
Get the Romantic successmug. I'm MORE SUCCESSFUL that you, Eric.
Hym "I did the same thing you did except my Mangas already have anime adaptations and they are better than yours. And you, might ask 'what do I have to show for it?'and I would say 'You, crying like a bitch.' That and I'm going to have the scalp of a child if I don't get my money soon. So, no. I don't need to shut up or work. What I NEED is a reason not to murder someone's kids over you trying to get away with robbing me... And there isn't one. I'm more successful than you. You are going to live with that or someone is going to live without their kids."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
Get the More Successfulmug. Earned success involves the ability to create value honestly — not by inheriting a fortune, not by picking up a welfare check. See: Arthur Brooks
In her critique, Miss Mercatoria criticized Elon Musk for his lack of earned success due to his dealings with the CCP, his subsidies from the US government for Tesla, and his inheritance from his parents.
by MorRight August 11, 2022
Get the Earned Successmug.