pocket full of stones 

Texas slang for having a pocket full of crack rocks.

I'm still that young boy that has a pocket full of stones but now I'm sick and simply rich, grippin wood and flippin chrome - Pimp C

pocket full of stones by Trill October 8, 2016

stoner improvisation 

When a stoner in your band improvises your music subconsciously, according to what the weed is telling his brain to do.

Hey DJ fatfingaz please cut the stoner improvisations out when you master the recording.

stoner improvisation by alex and max sure do look alike November 3, 2006

stoner piss 

the long piss taken after getting high as shit

1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude

stoner piss by fiend420 November 28, 2009

Stoner Hide & Seek 

When a person gets quite blazed and hides their goodies after use, then when they want to smoke again later, they have to seek their forgotten (hidden) belongings.

Colin: Gabby I dont want to get you sick, pass me my bowl.
Gabby: Where is it?
Colin: Its in the bag.
Gabby: No it's not...looks like its time to play Stoner Hide & Seek!
Colin: *sighs* COME OUT COME WHERE EVERRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE

Stoner Hide & Seek by BLAZEMASTERC420 May 2, 2011

Stoner Innovation 

When casually under the substance called marijuana and one has a mental epiphany and comes up with a innovative invention to improve his or she's stoner life.

Peep #1 "Hey dude i just got the best idea when i was stoned the other day, what if we could have a secret button in my car that shoots out bong smoke into my car through the air conditioning vents so we could have an awesome hotbox !?"

Peep #2 "Dudee thats an awesome Stoner Innovation!"

Stoner Innovation by blupblupblup September 9, 2011

30 stones in

A measure of the drunkeness of D-Bag in relation to the number of 12 oz. Keystones consumed in a period of time.

D-bag drunk dial: Call 1-800-ATT and get some assclown over here to get me out of the manhole. I'm 30 stones in, and I'm TANKED!!!

30 stones in by Thugass September 30, 2008

Born again stoner 

When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.

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Born again stoner by Twizzler August 28, 2016