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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017
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Sob

“Girl how you and your man been?”

“I’m not speaking to him, i’m sob.
by Dalingoudntkno614 November 29, 2023
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Santomenno SOB

A Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.
MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."
by microwsoft August 1, 2018
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SOB

“I stand on business” SOB
by Jmarc October 17, 2023
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SOB

Saxon Old Boy rugby club from Cobourg Ontario
The Sobs are gonna destroy the Runes in the match on Sunday.
by RoyalTee September 2, 2022
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SOB

example 1: always do what u say ur gonna do. if you said your never gonna text him/her back…. your never gonna text him/her back

example 2:
friend 1: girl i know he did me dirty but like i miss him so much
friend 2: helllll no , you gotta sob. WE GOTTA SOB
by your welcome ;) December 22, 2023
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