Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 10, 2012

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

by cheese sobber October 01, 2020

sigh and sob

to sigh.... and cry...... what did you expect?

person 1: was ur name skeppyscrib?
person 2: NO NO NO NO
person 1: HAHAHAHAHA
person 2:sigh and sob

by hannahrosewastaken February 26, 2021

Sobbing rn

A response to a funny, sad, or scary text. Usually used online. Although this doesn’t mean you are literally sobbing, it either your laughing, or sobbing in your head. Sometimes this does mean you are sobbing.

Person 1: funny joke

Person 2: AHAH OMG IM SOBBING RN

by HEYSUAI February 27, 2022

Glaze Sobbing

when someone sob reacts another person even though the message (they sent) wasn’t funny (usually means they’re glazing them)

That wasn’t even funny they’re Glaze Sobbing

by allthegliterr February 27, 2025

*Sobs Uncontrollaby*

When your friend calls you poopie and it hurt you feelings on an xbox chat.

Ryan: your a poopy head

Me: *sobs uncontrollaby*

by CoolGuy565656 November 09, 2021

SOB turn

A very hard or fast turn that causes passengers to lean or potentially slide in their seat. Stands for "Slide Over Baby"

"That turn was so hard, I slid in my seat!"
"Yeah, it was definitely an SOB turn."

by L_ronzo February 21, 2019