Snowball catastrophizing

Taking an ordinary mundane situation and predicting a series of disasters, each one compounding the next, leading to one horrific catastrophe.

She thinks she's going to be homeless cuz she got one bad grade. She's always snowball catastrophizing.

by Sh'Quoiya December 2, 2016

ohio snowball

When a male masturbates into a cup and freezes his sperm ( cum). When it's frozen they throw it at others (bystanders) off of a 2nd story or higher building while screaming "CUMBALL FIGHT" OR " SNOWBALLS FIGHT"

Dakota: "Man, I just have my girl a HIGE bruise. I think she's gonna break up with me!"
Ethan: "What!! How!!"

Dakota: " I Ohio Snowballed her accidentally on purpose...'
Ethan: "That's funny and horrible that your gonna be single, dude."
Dakota: "Yeah, and I didn't help that I'm a professional baseball pitcher and my nits are the size of tennis balls!!..."
Ethan: "DDDAAAMMMNN, next time invite me for the avalanche!!"

by Bubble cake April 16, 2016

Denver Snowball

To ejaculate into a white sock (any length) and tie, then use as a projectile.

Dude, lets Denver Snowball that car.

by Spider892 December 30, 2011

Snowball Shooter

After swapping cum orally between 1-4 people the load is spit into a shot glass and accompanied with your alcoholic beverage of choice,then bottoms up,swallow that shit.

Holy shit,Jeff did so many snowball shooters lastnight!!!

I'm so hungover after all those snowball shooters.

by Tankerspanker December 12, 2010

tiajuana snowball

A mid 80s porno term, when you are having anal, and the girl is taking a shit. So when you bust, her load drops out.

That kid who sounds like a duck got a tiajuana snowball from that chick who looks like Moorgan Freeman.

by Casaus November 5, 2004

Irish Snowball

A large balloon filled with hot salt water and marbles, fired from a giant water balloon slingshot. This weapon of mass destruction was first used on the battle field, on a snowy day in New England, when Fahhkin Quincy kids declared war on Fahhkin North Quincy kids, and they met at Pageant Field to battle it out in an epic snowball fight. As the battle ensued, a shadowy, yet unusually well endowed Irish figure emerged from the woods, launching large white balls which resembled giant snowballs from a large slingshot-like device. Upon hitting their targets, it was clear they were not snowballs, but instead a balloon like object filled with marbles and hot salt water. The devastation caused each time a ball was launched sent the Fahhkin North Quincy kids running back to the McDonalds across from North Quincy High School, where they sat licking their wounds and wondering who the shadowy, yet well endowed, Irish figure was that single handedly ended their epic snowball fight on that fateful day, using the weapon that is now known as the 'Irish Snowball'

Dude that shadowy yet well endowed Irish figure firing Irish Snowballs, came out of nowhere. We never stood a chance!

by tommybombs February 9, 2017

Female Snowball

When a woman squirts (ejaculates) into a guys mouth, and then the guy makes out with her in which she inevitably drinks it.

The female snowball is the opposite of the male snowball.

by nedryerson November 14, 2010