smegma

a word first found on a garfield t shirt from a cheap website. it means the fluids that build up under your foreskin.

"if i get circumcised, where will i keep my smegma?"

by allan the cakeman June 10, 2021

smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.

Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm

by HillClint January 15, 2022

Smegma Bucket

A person who enjoins having smegma be discarded either in or on themselves

Person 1: Uhhhh! yeah baby, take my smegma
Person 2: Ahww yeah im your little smegma bucket!!!

by Smegma SwallowerXXX August 29, 2025

Smegma

The cheese that they sell in my local store.

Person 1: I'm going to the store, what do you want?
Person 2: Can you pick up some smegma?
Person 1: The fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by wendover154 May 6, 2024

Smegma

food

i love how this smegma tastes

by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024

smegma

this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good

that boy's got a lot of smegma nice

by bbc van traicy January 11, 2023

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia

For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)

by Stinky smeg October 20, 2023