Sleep

A luxury unaffordable to the AP Language students, especially to those at Leland High School. It is a longing worth of mockery by the great and mighty Madam Jank of Owksi. If you had tried to interpret this word any other way, you are WRONG because this is satire.

What? You tried to sleep? Are you crazy? You have Jankowski!

by AznFanatic November 5, 2014

Sleep

Like death, but without the commitment.

make sure to sleep kids

by i'm fine, i promise July 5, 2017

Sleep

This is what lesser beings without the internet do.

I don't need sleep; I've got twenty more episodes to watch!

by Alpacamazing July 10, 2014

sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

Sleep

For the weak

Guy 1: "Dude I got to go to sleep!"
Guy 2: "Dude sleep is for the WEAK!"
Guy 1: "Oh shit dude you right!"

by Itsahumaniam November 9, 2019

Sleep

Sleep is the cousin of death.

Always sleep with one eye open cause sleep is the cousin of death.

by bluelaser187 April 25, 2016

sleep

The thing that people should be fighting for, not religion.

person 1:man have you heard of the huge revolution going on?
person 2: yea, the people aren't getting enough sleep

by He who writes for... nothing December 22, 2016