Sans

a criminal. on the date 8th Septmber 2022, he was fighting with Reigan for the "tumblrsexyman" title. their fight was so intense that it killed the queen of england(rest in peace Lizzy)

(he also has a large audience of people who want to get in bed with him)

person A: hehe, funny bone man

person B: too bad you can't sleep with him...

Sans: what the hell...

Sans by ApyPie July 23, 2023

Sans

lazy ass skeleton from undertale. you know the one.

Sans: hey pap, how do french skeletons say hello?
Papyrus: hmm idk, how do they say hello?
Sans: they say- bonejour
Papyrus: ... why do u hurt me in this way

Sans by FroggiFreakshow August 9, 2023

Sans

A fucking lazy bitch ho doesn’t care for physics in fact breaks it a lot while making too many puns and annoying the fuck out of his younger brother papyrus at the same time also, don’t do the Geno route or… DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?

Also, sans can be used as a adjective to say: a fucking funny bitch who breaks the law way too much

Man, I’m such a sans some days

Sans by TheYOLOman November 5, 2023

Sans

Pejorative

1. Someone who is excessively humorous, always funny, or quite sarcastic.
2. A chronic jokester

Derived from Sans the Skeleton, a character from Toby Fox’s Undertale known for being humorous and irreverent. First known usage as a pejorative dates back to ~2016-2017 on r/undertale.

Person A: *joking* “I heard your dog died, R.I.P lesser dog.”

Person B: “Now is not the time to be a sans. Cut it out.”

Sans by Asriel___LOVER November 23, 2023

Sans

The most skeleton of all the skeletons.

Sans.

Sans by GoldAsInTheOre December 29, 2023

SANS

Steven After Not Surviving. After Steven, from the show Steven Universe died, he was buried. His body turned into a skeleton, but because he was a crystal gem he stayed alive. But because he was buried, he sank into the Underground, the setting in which the game Undertale takes place. He needed to think of a name so he thought of a name that would represent who he was. Steven After Not Surviving. The reason Sans is depressed is because he doesn't want to forget the crystal gems he used to be friends with.

Sans is from Steven Universe, not Earthbound.

SANS by anonymous April 9, 2024

sans

The character with the best fucking fan songs in existence

person 1: "hey have you listened to an enigmatic encounter"
person 2: "no"
person 1: "its a sans fan song remix thing"
person 1: "you should kill yourself, waste of oxygen"

sans by fatalsilliness April 12, 2024