russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022

So Russian

A new term that appeared after the Russian invasion to Ukraine and meaning "he/she always lies".

They are so Russian. They always say one thing, but do the complete opposite.

by Arkhan Land March 30, 2022

Russian Badger

You already know who it is. The harbinger of death. The memester of siege. The one true savior. HE IS a jager main.

"Did your aunt get out of the hospital?" "Yeah but in the wrong way, she got the worst kind of cancer." "Really which one?" "She has the Russian Badger." "Dear God, I'm so sorry."

by SOMEBODYRINGTHEDINKSTER? May 31, 2018

In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

Jack Russell Turbo

Term used to describe the sudden, unexpected behavior of a Jack Russell Terrier. Without notice or provocation, they streak about the house as if on a race track. Often noted to stop as unexpectedly as it started.

Otis and Kira were a blur as they ran from the kitchen to the living room and back again on the invisible race track only they could see. Jack Russell Turbo needs not be defined once it has been witnessed.

by kdez February 12, 2010

russell peters

The funniest indian comedian ever. I saw his taping and nearly cried for a good 45 minutes because it was so funny. You have to see this guy.

"IMMIGRANTS!"
"But dad, UR an immigrant"
"EHH! YOU VATCH VAT U SAY TO ME!!"

"!Xobile"

"OI! RUSSELL! SOMEBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD"

by h1ndu November 22, 2004

Russian Nesting Doll

A person, most commonly female, who is or was a Russian national that has resided in numerous countries to attain numerous citizenship papers, work visas, passports, education, and has a framework of identities, which could even include people for assisting in manipulating the mindset of others over the long-term, to achieve a goal to eventually marry (and possibly divorce) for devious reasons, most likely financial.

Joe: "My Russian neighbor's American girlfriend introduced me to this beautiful woman from the UK. She's from London, England and just moved to New York. Her name is Ann Chapman has a Russian accent, well educated, and has been all over the world! I think I want to marry her."

Ivan: "Are you sure she's not a Russian Nesting Doll waiting for someone like you to come along to operate under a new name, get a new passport, citizenship, and to sell off all her old documents to the next girl in line back in Russia?"

by Username_00001 May 31, 2019