rum tongue

It's like whiskey dick — except it's when you say stupid shit because you're wasted.

"Oh great, now my wife knows I was at a strip club because of this fucking idiot's rum tongue."

by sgrstk April 21, 2017

rum chap

A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum

Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him

by Dave the drover January 7, 2018

rum

A code word to be used among girlfriends for a very sexy Puerto Rican man who is a perfect 10.

That guy is so rum.

by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009

Rum Pong

Beer pong, with shots of rum instead of a beer.

We ran out of beer so we played rum pong. Bad idea.

by MStanballs April 21, 2007

monkey rum

A prohibition era slang term for poorly made moonshine.

"He died drinking the monkey rum in a blind pig down by the docks."

by debiant May 9, 2010

bum rum

a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.

"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

diddley-rum

The sound indicating the presence of a doodle-smacking monster on doodle jump, used to a) warn someone else of an approaching problem b) take the piss out of an authority.

a) Chick One: Hey Gloreen, you get my homework done?
(Teacher comes into view behind Chick One's back)
Chick Two: Diddley-rum.

b) Slacker One: Manager's coming.
Slackers Two, Three and Four: Rum-diddley-rum-diddley-rum.

by grnlk May 20, 2010