A person who's always wanting the need to blabber out random shit. Especially in topics that are so irrelevant. "Hey Gilbert have you seen this movie?" "NO" Gilbert replied. The Ruben will then proceed to blabber random shit about a movie that no one cares.
Hey Ruben what's up, "Dude have you seen this movie?"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
by The Anchovies February 13, 2018

by loopdigga... June 27, 2019

by LOOWEGGIE May 4, 2021


Ruben is one ugly mother fucker, his voice is hella deep, he is always saying horny stuff even though he is not.
Ruben is ugly
by Yoyooyoyoyoyoy July 7, 2019

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias
by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021

A fine dude who pimps on madd girls. He is a rapper that goes by many names such as "Ruben D Daddy", Ruben Dakilla'"
"Ruby2uzday" and many more. He attends Old Bridge highschool where the students Can see him swagin' through the halls. ive seen him many times in person and is the real deal.
"Ruby2uzday" and many more. He attends Old Bridge highschool where the students Can see him swagin' through the halls. ive seen him many times in person and is the real deal.
by Student at OBHS August 9, 2012
