Atomic Rowing Club

The awesome youth rowing program of the Oak Ridge Rowing Association.

The atomic rowing club is going for an intense row today.

by plainsimpletrue8593 October 21, 2011

Atomic Rowing Club

Never underestimate this team. They are as fast as lightening and as loud as thunder. They row with such power and determination that you should respect and fear them. This a tightly bonded team that shows great sportsmanship and passion for rowing.

Look at that Atomic Rowing Club boat dominate.

by rowhardrowtowin875 October 21, 2011

J.K. Rowling

The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.

Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.

by TheNuminous July 20, 2008

J.K Rowling

A woman who makes much money off a certain creation of hers. She has trouble writing when she is married. See how long Book 5 took? 3 years. =X

That woman is such a J.K Rowling, she'll never finish the next book in the series!

by scientificprogressgoesboink June 16, 2003

Rowing

Rowing is not a sport, but a pastime for pretentious people who are insufferable to be around when they are talking about their so called "sport."

"I'm going rowing, I'm great at Rowing!"
"Fuck off, no one cares."

by BasedFascist July 4, 2018

The Rowin Pirate

Unlike the name alludes to, this Pirate has no oar or boat. This is a physical state when one's smile keeps getting bigger and bigger until there is no more room left on their face to possibly keep both eyes open. This condition can normally be found when consuming large amounts of alcohol beginning early in the day and naturally will end that night with only one eye open like a pirate. Long term affects consist of face cramps, permanent eye deformation, temporary paralysis, mouth expansion, and permanent Joker type smiles.

Look! The Rowin Pirate is out again.

by Scarborough June 30, 2012

a-roving

Irish
They say ti because it sounds like sophisticated speek when drunk (24/7)

i rovened er' all ober dah roof o me carr

by unseenkiller October 19, 2004