Robert

Where do I start..
Robert is one of my favorite people. He thinks of other people and is a very kind person. He does simple things to make your day better. For instance holding the door open is a small thing he may do. Cheering you on and encouraging you to do better. Robert is very fun and often acts like a kid. He’s definitely a cute boy haha
He LOVES sports and could do them all day nonstop from baseball to basketball to track or cross country. He has a great sense of humor but is also a serious person. When you look in his eyes you will go crazy. I love Robert and those are many things about him I love.

*robert is in the hallways*
*he looks at you*
(Your head)
Holy crap.
*walks faster away*

by R 🙌🏻 June 4, 2022

Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

Robert

A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert

by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022

Robert

Robert is a fat stinky boy who eats a lot, this name would be considered a fat peoples name and it certainly is.

Robert is such a loser, he ate all the food at the party.

by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019

Robert

A creeper a stalker and has low grades

Look at that Robert

by Feed nutz butz January 15, 2020

Robert

Another black dude with ah big dick that's gone eat that pussy and fuck you good

Robert ate my pussy and fucked the shit outta me

by Karatto December 19, 2016

Robert

An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything when in reality is just a Whitney little bitch

John - Robert is so fucking annoying
Alex - yeah no shit

by Zirins December 10, 2019