Reuben

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour

Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!

Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool

Person 3: I don’t like Reuben

*person 1 and 2 kill 3*

by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

Reuben

A strange boy we is in love with Caitlyn but calls her clapped to cover it up.

Reuben is kinda a weirdo

by Melanie Carrot June 6, 2022

Reuben

hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him

reuben is the sweetest asshole i know

by princesslut September 7, 2022

ReubenEditZ

Canonically The Re-Encarnacion Of God Perfect In Every Way Imaginable
Also Is Very Gay

"I Love ReubenEditZ He's So Amazing And He Knows Where The Sweet Spots Are At" A Group Of Fully Grown Mature Straight Men

by AgentD-99 September 14, 2022

Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.

"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"

by willzamn December 27, 2022

Reuben

Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.

“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”

by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023

Reuben

Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!

“Have you heard that new song by reuben?, shits fire!”

by Big mon28768 October 1, 2023