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Reared

Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.
Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!
by Redacted & Revised May 4, 2008
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small bean regarder

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls
you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder
by Stu February 7, 2004
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Reardonesque

Reardonesque - rear·done·esque

-verb

1. unbelievable; usually in reference to a personal achievement: “Joe’s claim of on-sight free soloing White Maiden’s Walkway is Reardonesque.”

-adjective

1. an exaggerated boast or statement that goes beyond credibility: “Dave has been spraying Reardonesque stories of his exploits at the Quarry.”
Origins and popularization of the term

Reardonesque became part of the Southern California rock climber’s lexicon in 2006- 2007. It’s origins are from the late Michael Reardon’s (1965- 2007) false claims of world-class rockclimbing free-solos. The term Reardonesque is generally used as a mockery when a bald-face liar makes over-blown claims of personal achievement.
by Biggy Blort October 7, 2007
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Rear Admiral

A man who admires other mens rear ends, with thoughts of buggering the admired rear end.
Did tou see how long Darrel was staring at that guys ass? He is a big time Rear Admiral
by JackTors May 14, 2019
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Russian rear end

When driving along in the left lane of a two lane street, most likely Coney Island Avenue in Brooklyn, a pre-owned 5 series BMW cuts you off while a black 2001 Nissan Maxima stays steady to your right. The BMW then suddenly stops short, and because the Maxima is blocking you from swerving into the right lane, you rear end the BMW in front of you, which was all part of their plan. Passengers in the BMW all claim neck and back injuries and collect tens of thousands of dollars from insurance companies, largely in part to testimony from crooked Brighton Beach Orthopedists.
Oren was driving down Coney Island Avenue on his way home to Manhattan Beach. Suddenly, a black BMW cut him off, while a bronze Maxima pulled up to his right. Before he could realize what was going on, the BMW stopped short, causing him to plow into it. The driver and all 4 passengers of the BMW exited the car holding their necks and backs in pain, claiming to be severely injured; except the only injury here was done to Oren, the unsuspecting victim of Russian rear end.
by Mr. Hoboski December 19, 2008
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child-rearing

raising children. root word: REAR because it's a pain in the ass!
Pam majored in child-REARing, little did she know it would only be a pain in the ass.
by pamsweeney January 27, 2013
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regarded

somebody so fucking retarded they can't say retarded correctly
arthur: your so regarded you gay head
jane: no u
by frootloopgoop March 30, 2019
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