when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
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Get the Razor - Khaos mug.A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.
Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
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“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”
-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
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