Rattle Prod

Highly powered device designed to move beasts along by Darren Rattle.

"If that cow doesn't move I'll get Darren Rattle to prod her with his Rattle Prod"

by Beaky Fingerz March 12, 2024

spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.

Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!

by Yeoballs July 5, 2022

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018

rattle the bog

A way to describe taking a shit using an English slang word for toilet. The process of rattling implies a more violent bowel movement such as pebble-dashing or mild diarrhea symptoms, but this term can be used to describe a run-of-the-mill dump just as accurately.

"Oh man, I think I need to rattle the bog!"

"Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I was rattling the bog,"

by MGS33 October 20, 2017

death rattle

the sound of a penis being tossed around in a vacuum cleaner

lad 1: What was that sound
lad 2: oh just a death rattle
lad 1: oohhh, so his penis just got sucked off by a vacuum cleaner

by Sjoerd de sjoenkelman April 3, 2024

Rattled

Too be so railed off cocaine that you are rattled. Usually after a huge bender

Man these bags are that good im so rattled

by Hugobossbaby April 12, 2019

arse rattled

Anal sex

You are going to get your arse rattled, i.e. Your going to get anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018