Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.

NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"

by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022

Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

Randall

To irreversibly jinx something/someone that was on the rise. To mush. To hex. To use your power of the dick trick to ruin lives and destroy your friends’ happiness.

The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.

by EZ54321 February 27, 2025

donovan randall schumaker

a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.

donovan randall schumaker is beautiful

by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024

randalized

getting fucked over by ur boss, either money, or slaving u out.....

20 hrs i worked today, rabu's paying me for 8, no ot, damn homie you gettin randalized by randy

by gr8kock November 12, 2015

Randal

Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he is a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has his flaws like he is sometimes tense with you or he is very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also knows when to buckle down and get his work done. He is very loyal, even when you piss him off and goes off to go cool off, he will always come back to you. He is a gentlemen. Sometimes he is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respect your Randal and he will show the same to you.

Man you made a dumb mistake by leaving Randal.

by Asphalt233 March 28, 2023

Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 26, 2022