robby racer

word to describe yourself as the best go kart driver EVER!

Bill said he was robby racer because he beat us in a small go kart race.

by racer baby May 16, 2011

racer 37

racer 37 that takes it to the limit... to the razors edge

racer 37 that takes it to the limit... to the razors edge

by razers edge November 29, 2018

Moot Racer

Someone that suntans ones genitalia

Shari likes to moot racer all the time

by cunt guts July 22, 2017

randy racer

A Randy Racer is the most dangerous form of racer there is due to his " Watch Me Pop A Wheelie " or " Watch Me Go Sideways Down the track" Mentality that threatens the lives of the racer next to him and the crowd in the grandstands.

A Randy Racer is usually the class clown.

Here comes Randy Racer I hope nobody gets in a wreck I wouldn't want to be the driver next to him.

by racetrack coroner July 31, 2017

Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.

Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018

Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019