reuben

reuben has the largest penis known to man. he absoutley demolishesis pussy everyday

hey did you see reuben?

yeah my batty tingling.

by Reuben<34 January 13, 2021

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Rubinoff

1. The classiest, most delicious drink in the universe. It was created by God and is the beverage of choice of every angel in heaven. Any mortal fortunate enough to get his/her hands on a bottle of this sweet nectar can expect to experience an incredible (and tasty!) night.
2. Sex in a bottle.

I had to change my pants after taking a sip of that Rubinoff because its awesome taste caused me to orgasm.

by RubieLover May 3, 2008

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Daphne Rubin-Vega

The super hot super kick ass singer/actress that was the first person to play Mimi in the fabulous broadway musical RENT! She has the most amazingly unique voice and is just an all around awsome person.

No one can pull off blue leather pants like Daphne Rubin-Vega!

by NekoMaddie September 24, 2006

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Reuben Kursch

The ultimate lakers fan. Someone who bleeds purple and gold. Calls Bill Russells era “the era of plumbers and factory workers”.
Claims the Celtics haven’t been relevant since the 1960’s

Look at that collection of Lakers memorabilia, he must be a real Reuben Kursch

by LakersFan17 April 5, 2022

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Reuben

An erect inverted Mike Fiday handstands while another male straddles his taint, while inserting and thrusting their erected members into each designated sphincter; this continues until the act of thrusting results in complete and utter satisfaction... oscillating meat.

"Hey, where is Fiday? I need my daily Reuben!"; "My taint is bleeding from this raw passionate reuben!"

by Taylor McAnderson February 9, 2008

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