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The act of a girl blowing into your poop chute while she is grabbing your forearm moving your hand up and down which is holding your dick as she steers your dick boat into orgasm harbor.
Matt: Dude I just got a rusty trombone
Jack: I just got a Dutch rudder
Steven: My girlfriend combined both of those. She called it a rusty Dutch rudder.
Jack: I just got a Dutch rudder
Steven: My girlfriend combined both of those. She called it a rusty Dutch rudder.
by Sam7 October 21, 2013
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Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006
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Get the Oral Reddenbacher mug.The process of reading a piece of literature without remembering a word that you read. A moment in one's life where they cannot for the life of them bring themselves to pick up a book and read.
Guy 1: I love this book, it's so good! What are you reading, Guy 2?
Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.
Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.
by Mr.JamesGoudie May 28, 2009
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2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.
2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.
Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!
Suzie: How did you know?
Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace
Suzie: You Comment reader!!!
Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!
Suzie: How did you know?
Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace
Suzie: You Comment reader!!!
Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!
by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006
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