Cuddle Rapist

Someone who, when sharing a bed with another, forces cuddling. Often times this is done subconsciously, however some cuddle rapists claim to have been asleep when they actually were not.

Jane: I invited Susie to our sleepover.
Annie: WHAT!? She is a total cuddle rapist! The last time I stayed with her, we ended up spooning all night.

by Smadge October 10, 2005

Rapist mode

Having sex as fast as physically possible.

"We were shagging and someone knocked on the front door
so I had to shift into rapist mode."

by Dylan M May 30, 2006

axe rapist

1. One who rapes, primarily with an axe.
2. Sludge hammers also an axe rapist tool.
3. Usually found in the woods of Northern Minnesota.

I wanted to be an axe rapist for halloween, but I couldn't afford the cape.

by smallzilla January 16, 2011

racists

People who are more obsessed with thinking about the past rather than thinking about their future.

see also ignorant and idiot

Racists of any color or nationality are ignorant fucktards.

by racists can fuck themselves April 22, 2005

Dog Rapist

1. The act of inserting the penis into a dog's ass.
2. Sexually violating a canine.
3. Having half human, half-dog children with a black labrador retriever, or perhaps some other smaller species of dog.

eg. "Bret Jenkins raped that dog up the ass!"
eg. "Oh Jesus, it's that boy who stuck his ding dong up that dogs bum."
eg. "It's that dog rapist!

by Informant January 2, 2008

Butt Rapist

Noun

1 One who perpetrates anal rape
2 syn. Kobe Bryant

In order to maintain top form, a good butt rapist should always drink sprite and eat crispy McDonald's french fries.

by Brantowan October 2, 2004

Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.

Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.

by Fox in sox April 19, 2011