California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 25, 2012

quaking your dial

A common euphemism for sucking your dick.

Karli is always up for quaking your dial.

by Maya Padilla August 05, 2008

Henry Quak Gonzalez IV

his name is quak and he loves funky kong but hates boss baby

henry quak gonzalez IV uploaded again cant wait to watch

by raunchyraul May 16, 2022

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 10, 2017

Devil May Quake

literally just ultrakill

I play Devil May Quake

by Glorp, Destroyer of Worlds July 28, 2024

Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter August 07, 2013

lady quake

The moments after sex when a woman’s body shakes from having intercourse. Can last up to 20 minutes

OMG girl! I had the lady quakes after Tyron last night! I couldn’t stop shaking!

by WakandanLMT September 10, 2019