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pudding ass

An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea
'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'
by beezley October 15, 2013
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Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.
"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".
by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011
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Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.
"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz
by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018
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Pecker Pudding

Same as sperm, seamen, cock snot, snake spit, worm slime, baby batter, pearl drops, boner barf and tonsil white wash.
Man, she choked it so hard she got a face full of pecker pudding.
by Roamer of Rooms June 21, 2010
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Pudding Flakes

Smeared dried shit that fall into your underwear like dandruff much like small flakes.
Mark "Wow last nights pizza and beer had me wiping forever"
Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"
by illskillz March 9, 2008
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pudding ron

This is a nickname for Florida governor Ron DeSantis. The nickname was coined by Elliot and Ricky from YouTube channel Internet Today. It was coined after a story about Ron DeSantis eating chocolate pudding with three fingers instead of a spoon.
Pudding Ron is coming for your medicare.
by Magoo84 April 15, 2023
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pistachio pudding

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.
Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding
by Superlance1 November 28, 2013
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