pube twirler

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.

Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."

by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

Flounder Pubes

When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.

Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!

by Schlossberg January 14, 2008

pube in an afro

Expression when looking for something that is impossible to find, i.e. "Its like searching for a pube in an afro".
Funny alternative to "looking for a needle in a hay-stack"

There's no way i will be able to find your spectacles in this mess, Elsie, its like looking for a pube in an afro!

by J.Lowndes October 2, 2006

pube muppet

A character supposedly made up by Drunkmagikoopa.
He is just a Kermit head with pubes all around him and a homosexuality beyond imagination.
He usually speaks with incredibly sick language using the words poop, ass, dildo etc.
There are also some variations like the pube Jason, the pube fozzie, the pube peggy, and the pube Ein.

"What the fuck? what kind of a piece of shit stablishment is this? FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE!"-the pube muppet

by anonymus April 17, 2006

stray pube

When a solitary pubic hair is found on the edge of one's toilet seat.

While taking a shit I noticed a stray pube staring back at me.

by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014

Pube Burn

When a girl is giving some mean head and gets so into it that she gets rug burn around her mouth.

I gave Cory such a great blow job last night that I got pube burn.

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010

Red Pube

a male with red or ginger hair and pubic hair

ay you see that “red pube”over there, he probably plays soccer

by locomotive69 December 6, 2018