pube twirler

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
by Irbster2 February 08, 2008
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Flounder Pubes

When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.
Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!
by Schlossberg January 09, 2008
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pube in an afro

Expression when looking for something that is impossible to find, i.e. "Its like searching for a pube in an afro".
Funny alternative to "looking for a needle in a hay-stack"
There's no way i will be able to find your spectacles in this mess, Elsie, its like looking for a pube in an afro!
by J.Lowndes October 02, 2006
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pube muppet

A character supposedly made up by Drunkmagikoopa.
He is just a Kermit head with pubes all around him and a homosexuality beyond imagination.
He usually speaks with incredibly sick language using the words poop, ass, dildo etc.
There are also some variations like the pube Jason, the pube fozzie, the pube peggy, and the pube Ein.
"What the fuck? what kind of a piece of shit stablishment is this? FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE!"-the pube muppet
by anonymus March 17, 2006
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stray pube

When a solitary pubic hair is found on the edge of one's toilet seat.
While taking a shit I noticed a stray pube staring back at me.
by Willie Everlearn June 29, 2014
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Shu pubes

The long wiry hairs that some addolecent boys get at puberty. They hang down under the chin and on the neck, and they look a lot like pubes.
To understand Shu pubes, imagine really long pubes, like 2-3 inches, hanging down off of a dude's chin. Especially an asian kid.
by Purple-Prince March 28, 2010
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Pube Burn

When a girl is giving some mean head and gets so into it that she gets rug burn around her mouth.
I gave Cory such a great blow job last night that I got pube burn.
by m_steph55 September 24, 2010
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