Prostatute

The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!

-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!

by Grillzy January 7, 2010

prostitute

A person that will sleep around for money. Usually when used, it is referring to a female sleeping with a male, but there are cases where a male sleeps with a female for money, male with male, and female with female.

Nerd 1: Dude, I got laid last night!

Nerd 2: It doesn't count if it's a prostitute.

Nerd 1: What if I didn't pay her?

Nerd 2: You did.

by lionking1 August 3, 2009

prostitote

bag, satchel, or some other large means of conveyance (body bag, over-sized trash bag) which is used in the transport of corpse(s) of coked-up, dead hooker(s) from scene of crime to alleyway, dumpster, woods, etc.

The call-girl we ordered for Jaline's birthday party had an aneurysm in the middle of giving her a lapdance, so we had to stuff her in a prostitote and haul her ass out to the dumpster.

by 734 March 12, 2008

Canadian Prostitute

A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)

That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.

by ls614 June 16, 2011

Baby prostitute

A term used to tell your younger friend she looks like a slut and needs to get there life in check

*Destiny walks out with her boobs hanging out*
Mackenzi: Destiny change you look like a baby prostitute

by Awlayshungry October 2, 2016

12 year old prostitute

get the fuck away from me pedophile

i thought i was going into this little girls house to find a 12 year old prostitute but what i found was a bunch of strange men saying "PUT YOUR HANDS UP" and "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST."

by howHorrifying July 5, 2018

prostitute

A celebrity who sells their "integrity" to corporations and hawks their goods in commercials!

Wasn't that the "Jeopardy" host on that commercial saying how good a phonics program is?

Yes, one of the hoardes of celebrity prostitutes

by Piranha November 4, 2004