It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store
Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...
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There will be a Great Disagreer who will restore balance to the earth. The Great Disagreer Will Disagree with anyone and always win the disagreement rather write or wrong. The Great Disagreer Will start a war and every person who disagrees with the Disagreer Will die. This will result in every person to be under the rule of the Great Disagreer.
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"Bishop" Eddie Long, Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker, the aptly named Creflo Dollar, "Bishop" Earl Paulk, "Reverend" Jesse Jackson, Jimmy Swaggart
"Bishop" Eddie Long, Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker, the aptly named Creflo Dollar, "Bishop" Earl Paulk, "Reverend" Jesse Jackson, Jimmy Swaggart
With their gold-plated bathroom fixtures that were funded by their often poor and elderly followers, preachers Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker were guilty of propheteering.
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In the premonition, the star crashes into the top of a large Botamian structure, falling through to the middle where moonlight was to dance through the newly created void. The current ruler at the time, along with the villagers, would follow a beam of light that stretched far beyond the clouds.
Based on the brief synopsis of the prophecy, the villagers didn't expect the savior to be a child and quickly grew skeptical of the Prophecy's claims.
In the premonition, the star crashes into the top of a large Botamian structure, falling through to the middle where moonlight was to dance through the newly created void. The current ruler at the time, along with the villagers, would follow a beam of light that stretched far beyond the clouds.
Based on the brief synopsis of the prophecy, the villagers didn't expect the savior to be a child and quickly grew skeptical of the Prophecy's claims.
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