A proper think

To wank over.

"I'm going to have to have a proper think about her."

by FeloniousMonkey October 21, 2020

proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.

Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk

by BuzzytheBear September 10, 2016

Proper Dropper

A punishment, often dealt by moneylenders in the United Kingdom, where hydrochloric acid is dispensed by eyedropper to burn the debtor and encourage them to pay the money back as quickly as possible.

1. For failure to pay his gambling debts that man had his face burned by a Proper Dropper.

2. You have 1 week to pay back the money you owe or you will be tortured by a Proper Dropper.

by UK Tourist August 24, 2008

Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.

I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.

by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017

proper annoying

When someone isn't just being annoying and they're being proper annoying its intensified.

Right, that's proper annoying me.

by DownPour The Dutchie April 21, 2017

proper scruff

Someone from low social economic background who is dirty, unwashed and lacks brain cells

Warrington and Darren daglish are canny lads, nee way they are proper Scruffs

by Shearerlike January 26, 2016

proper tilted

When you get passed the point of tilted (screaming at a video game) and move into the stages of throwing your controller and smashing tv's that's what proper tilted is.

I'm getting fucking proper tilted my guy!!! *breaks controller*

by Lt. Halfpipe August 7, 2017