tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018

pookie

a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth out of.

hey, bro, pass me that pookie because i want to pack a fatso bowl of speed!

by gbrl January 24, 2010

pookie girl

A really cute nickname given to a girl, usually when she is a baby, by a loved one.

"aww, look at my pookie girl"

by Bby Kay October 21, 2008

pookie dookie

a well rolled blunt, OG that has browned to the point where it looks like poop- hence pookie dookie

this tha real pookie dookie knowwhatimsaying

by 812 big dick April 12, 2021

pookie

A term of endearment used for a loved one. Often used when one is arroused sexually.

What do you want to do pookie?

by jamie April 7, 2005

Pookie

The words "pie", "cake" and "cookie" condensed into one word.
Used when unsure whether the pastry is pie, cake, or cookie, or if it is something of a hybrid

"will you come over for pookie tonight?"

by Luske October 4, 2009

[pookins]

they act of being plump

Josh was throwing down the pookins

by Nicholas Young February 19, 2009