Presidential porn

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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.

by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020

Trump Presidential

The future name of all Trump hotels when he leaves office. The name won’t be reserved for just a luxury suite. This name will be used for all of the president’s hotels around the world. President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump speak, Trump armor, Trump chump, Trump army, hotels, Trump hotels

I am going to Vegas and I am going to stay at the Trump Presidential. It is going to be a big weekend.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017

Going Presidential

A sex act where you build a log cabin and then bone your lover inside the cabin.

Did you hear Dave and Josh were Going Presidential? That's some commitment.

by Sumfields August 10, 2018

Presidential treatment

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.

Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

by Ihatemakingnewnames January 21, 2021

Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America

"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."

by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020

Presidential

Some rich men pay good money for hot Russian girls to pee on them

One might say he received the Presidential treatment

by fkfrtwttr March 21, 2024

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025