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permacapz

the act of carrying on normal conversations entirely in caps lock. used to provide extra lulz.
"hey lees"
"HEY, LULZ WHAT'S UP?"
"nothing"
"THAT'S CUL, ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING FRIDAY?"
"why are you in caps lock?"
"LULZ IT'S PERMACAPZ, SORRY"
by lisaxsaur July 20, 2008
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permafade

to be permanently faded from smoking to much weed
afer smoking weed every day for a year he now has permafade
by mikeysuperbad April 21, 2009
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Perma-spun

Getting way too high on any "hard" drug, or psychodelic, (everything from meth, lsd, pcp,shrooms, malli, cocaine) or for to staying high for too long, and never coming down.
Billy took 15 hits of acid and got perma-spun, he hears voices and shit now.
by johnyappleseed May 13, 2013
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Perma-phone Hand

A permanent relaxed positioning of the hand that closely resembles your hand when holding your cellphone.

This is caused by excessive cellphone usage in which the cellphone is kept in hand frequently over an extended period of time. The hand over time thus naturally conforms to the shape of the phone.
An example of an IPhone Perma-phone hand

-in a relaxed hand position the hand naturally extends pinky forward (where it would be holding bottom of phone if it were there)
-The pointer finger naturally extends slightly upward
-the middle, ring and pinkie finger lower downward below pointer (pinkie being lowest and middle highest)

the difference in a Perma iPhone hand and regular hand can be seen when comparing both your hands in a relaxed position side by side with palms faced down or you can turn both hands (relaxed) sideways and your phone should be easily secured into positioning in your perma-phone hand
by Reppin516 July 8, 2014
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perma'd

Permanently banned.
My friend got perma'd from a Minecraft server for hacking.
by Yube_ July 29, 2014
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premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.
by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
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premasturbate

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.
I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.
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