Potato

Also known as a spirit animal for many people.

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.

by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017

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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

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Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.

Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato

by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019

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