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The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.
Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!
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Hey, why’d your mom pull you from Mary G porter traditional school?
The pressure was getting to me and the teachers weren’t helping at all. I felt uncomfortable being there ,like I was gonna get called out for a bad test grade or get yelled at for spacing out. I wanted to play football and do fun stuff like that but the atmosphere there was toxic and the people were mean, I didn’t want to come to school, I hated it.
The pressure was getting to me and the teachers weren’t helping at all. I felt uncomfortable being there ,like I was gonna get called out for a bad test grade or get yelled at for spacing out. I wanted to play football and do fun stuff like that but the atmosphere there was toxic and the people were mean, I didn’t want to come to school, I hated it.
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Porter Robinson is a a North Carolina DJ who, despite being only 19, has risen to fame very quickly.
He is one of the best DJ's to walk to this planet with his variety of styles. He primarily produces in the electro house genre, but has recently begun working with dubstep and moombahton as well.
He has released a variety of original singles on Glamara Records/Massive 808s and Big Fish Recordings. His first single, "Say My Name", was an enormous success, landing at #1 on Beatport's Electro-House chart. In the summer of 2011 he signed with OWSLA, a new label operated by Skrillex to release his first EP entitled Spitfire. Spitfire reached the number one spot on the albums chart a day after its release on Beatport.
As a DJ, he has toured internationally and performed alongside artists including Deadmau5, Tiesto, David Guetta, LMFAO, Skrillex, Diplo, Moby, Afrojack, Dada Life, Gareth Emery, Felguk and many more.
He is also EXTREMELY attractive and probably one of the hottest DJ's currently on the scene.
Porter Robinson is a a North Carolina DJ who, despite being only 19, has risen to fame very quickly.
He is one of the best DJ's to walk to this planet with his variety of styles. He primarily produces in the electro house genre, but has recently begun working with dubstep and moombahton as well.
He has released a variety of original singles on Glamara Records/Massive 808s and Big Fish Recordings. His first single, "Say My Name", was an enormous success, landing at #1 on Beatport's Electro-House chart. In the summer of 2011 he signed with OWSLA, a new label operated by Skrillex to release his first EP entitled Spitfire. Spitfire reached the number one spot on the albums chart a day after its release on Beatport.
As a DJ, he has toured internationally and performed alongside artists including Deadmau5, Tiesto, David Guetta, LMFAO, Skrillex, Diplo, Moby, Afrojack, Dada Life, Gareth Emery, Felguk and many more.
He is also EXTREMELY attractive and probably one of the hottest DJ's currently on the scene.
kid #1 - have you listened to Porter Robinson's new album
kid #2 - Hellz yeah i have, he is an AMAZING dj!
kid #2 - Hellz yeah i have, he is an AMAZING dj!
by heart7297 October 5, 2011
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Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
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