Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'
See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.
See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.
by WW deano July 08, 2014
by 32opal February 24, 2015
"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold
by wet_cardboard69 April 19, 2020
A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.
"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"
by JimWood7575 March 14, 2022
Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019
when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.
i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.
by BROSKIxSCALLOPS February 24, 2012
Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.
by Crons April 27, 2020