poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

poot lovato

Poot is Demi Lovato's two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. She has recently been freed from the basement.

Poot Lovato's did nothing wrong.

by Ohheythere10 December 17, 2015

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

cooter poot

Same thing as a pussy fart

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!

by Ferguson June 9, 2005

poot lovato

Poot Lovato was locked in a basement her whole life. She was the unknown twin sister to Demi Lovato, who kept Poot's existence a secret for more than 20 years. She escaped recently, ready to show her fame to the whole world. She is Kanye West's new wife and she is now a meme circulating the globe.

Demi: Poot Lovato escaped her basement! Argh!
Poot: i wel git u demee

by pmdimak January 18, 2016

rooty-poot

A person (usually male) who lacks ability, confidence and/or courage.

That rooty-poot dude can't do anything right!

by Knowledge Doctor April 29, 2008

boostle poot

A mathematical term describing the result of calculating the square root of "taking a dump"

And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.

by Dwokoneseus November 26, 2009