Poot

Verb: A disappointing cumshot.

I hooked up with this hung dude, but he just pooted.

by Scalpel_2_5 May 8, 2020

poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.

kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you

by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020

poot

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way

“her mom didn’t let her go to the beach, poot her”

“i look ugly today, poot me”

by damngrrr June 17, 2020

Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

poot

A guy who is smelly and has a bang.

“That guy she likes, he’s one big poot.”

by thedragonslayer420 November 10, 2020

poot

A really disappointing cum shot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.

by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020

poot

when you throw the wet toilet paper at your dog

why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 20, 2021