I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
Poot is Demi Lovato's two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. She has recently been freed from the basement.
by Ohheythere10 October 23, 2015
The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.
by CountShaftula June 26, 2020
Same thing as a pussy fart
by Ferguson June 03, 2005
Poot Lovato was locked in a basement her whole life. She was the unknown twin sister to Demi Lovato, who kept Poot's existence a secret for more than 20 years. She escaped recently, ready to show her fame to the whole world. She is Kanye West's new wife and she is now a meme circulating the globe.
by pmdimak November 13, 2015
by Knowledge Doctor April 29, 2008
And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.
by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009