poofcake

it's when a homosexual is so homosexual that they are beyond "fruitcake". The stage past fruitcake is poofier than a fruitcake. yet still with the gaiety of cake. the two clearly must collide resulting in a poofcake.

Fuck sake John. Stop being such a fucking poofcake.

by Tamtaw Slutson October 17, 2004

poontang

An excellent college party drink. Start with one tea spoon of orange tang. Then add a 20 oz sprite and a shot of Vodka. Stir approppriately. If you don't put the tang in first, you lose the fizz.

Last night I asked the bar tender for some poontang. She slapped me.

I enjoy sipping on poontang.

You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.

by JoHa841 March 24, 2009

poontastic

Adjective used for describing a woman's vagina which is in immaculate condition and perfectly waxed or shaved as well as clean.

"You know that chick I met the other night? When I took a look downstairs it was poontastic!"

by imperfect faerie June 15, 2006

Pooface

an term used when someone acts like a dork around their friends; normally used affectionately as it is very elementary; not as harsh as shithead

When Marissa put her thong on her head, I called her a pooface.

by Lutheran Pirate December 28, 2005

Poofter-face

A 'trendy' person who thinks wearing their grandad's sweater is fashionable. Poofter-faces will usually have their jeans rolled up as if they're constantly taking a leisurely stroll along a beach. You have never heard of any of their favourite bands.

Benn and Jed are such poofter-faces.

by DanAndLeon June 20, 2011

The Poofter

Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.

Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Poontang master

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.

Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.

by Mistuh February 18, 2008