piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done

Quit the piddlefucking and get to work

by spudbuster August 27, 2013

Paddle Wheeling

Like Motor boating but with the ass.

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.

by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014

poodle leg

A large fluffy line of cocaine. From Irvine Welsh novels (Trainspottng)

I cut up a couple of poodle legs from the gram I got from Begbie

by Slackr002 June 22, 2016

piddle you!

Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.

Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!

by Telephony December 18, 2016

Piddle

To pee.

There was some piddle on the ground.

by Romi330 February 23, 2018

Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018

Poudles

Poudles a beautiful cat with a great arse, his fur was nice and hot and his saliva was so so creamy, his meow turned everyone one and his girlfriend was the one the only BONNIE RUSSO.

POUDLES WAS VERY CREAMY LAST NIGNT

by BONNIE POUDLES LOVER August 24, 2021