Pod thot

Someone who will do anything for a pod or a hit of a juul

I’ll suck you dick if you give me a pod making me a pod thot

by Riloooooo March 9, 2019

Pod Club

When a group of people get together to discuss a podcast after they all have heard it. Functions similarly to a book club.

My pod club is meeting this week to discuss this week’s episode of Waking Up.

by @BigMac February 23, 2023

pod bitch

a pod bitch, the person, usually girlfriend of a paintballer who fills up their pods with paintballs once they have been emptied by the player. the pod bitch has a very legit role. his or her help is appreciated from the entire team.

a rated G version would be pod loaders

"amber, as my official pod bitch your job is to fill these pods real good. they have to be full, to the top"

"where are those POD BITCHES?!?! our pods are empty"

by j's pod bitch October 17, 2008

Pod Ear

Terrible pain or redness in ear after having iPod earbuds in for too long.

After listening to half my iTunes Library I had a bad case of Pod Ear

by Elijah Powell February 25, 2008

Pod squad

A group of teenagers who work very hard in school but outside school gather in huge numbers and cause chaos

Oh shit,pod squad are coming

by Cebada March 16, 2017

pod party

A party situated at a place where rich people live and contain expensive belongings.

Hey cracker, this fridays a pod party and I'm scoring me an ipod and some spinners!

by clusterfuck May 13, 2005

PoD: Penis of Destiny

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.

PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011